Friday, February 13, 2009

Eighty four - Grapesy four - Grapesy grapes

All I can do right now is discuss mind mush. I don't have any jokes or any observations - there's nothing worthwhile I'm capable of doing - there's nothing I want to do except go to sleep but if I did that I'd wake up jealous of the me from the past who hadn't yet gone to sleep because he'd soon be asleep.
Pressure from this and that, and sugar from Schweppes lemonade has just entirely crippled my headmind. Mind mush. Nothing to do but wait it out.

Until then, I'll use up some time by typing the alphabet.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

l, m, n, o and p are all very close. That's the hardest part to do.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

I'm gonna go lie in the sun f'r'a bit.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Binary Apocolypse Me

Character Name: Dave
Age: 21
Height: 5'9

Strength: 2
Perception: 7
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 7
Agility: 5
Luck: 7

Perks:
"First cup of the day" - Coffee temporarily doubles your character's charisma and agility.

"Worm eater" - Radioactive or bacteria-ridden food can be consumed with no loss of health points or morale.

Traits:
"Over-analyser"
Provides comprehensive information about enemies and environments at the expense of action points. [Cannot be selected in conjunction with the following traits: "Lionheart", "Quick shot", and "Smooth talker"] [E+4, A-2]

"Paranoia Plus"
Your character has an aptitude for identifying and understanding enemy plans and strategies, though your nature can alienate allies. This trait prepares your character for the worst situations, but halves your base charisma score. [I+2, C/2]

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